Beware - Mamak Invading UMNO

MAMAK BESAR NO .1

Rezal Merican Naina Merican dengan bini kesatu or kedua dia, entahlah, Dapat cam tak, siapa isteri dia?. Dia ini setiausaha politik Pak Lah. Kini merebut jawatan Naik Pemuda UMNO dalam parti yang disayangi saya.

Saya masih ingat kat tahun 2005. Dia ini gila kuasa, dia dengan pertolongan Pak Lah (Dia ini ketua pemuda bahagian kepala batas) menghalau Dato' Suhaimi daripada menjadi Presiden GPMS (Gabubgan Pelajar Melayu Semanjung). Bukan pelajar lagi tapi dia nak menggunakan GPMS sebagai lubang masuk untuk lebih kuasa kat UMNO.

Sekarang GPMS tak kisah lagi pasal pelajar lagi, asyik berpolitik sahaja. Macam tangan kanan UMNO. Mahasiswa lah yang lose akhirnya. Of course memang macam ini, Presiden mereka ni nak merebut kuasa dalam UMNO, guna badan NGO untuk pelajar Melayu untuk kepentingan politik dia.

Mamak macam ini join UMNO bukan nak mengikut pemimpin Melayu, tetapi untuk merebut kuasa untuk mereka sendiri. Sebab itu kadang-kala cakapan and action mereka sangat extrisme. Orang Melayu yang adat memang tak macam itu.

Kalau dia ini boleh masuk UMNO, bagaimana orang Cina yang agama Islam? Mereka juga boleh join UMNO ke?


Mamak NO. 2
Ketua Putera UMNO Abdul Azeez Rahim. Tak ada Melayu yang layak ke nak jadi Ketua Putera UMNO?


Abdul Kadir Sheik Fadzir, bekas Menteri Pelancongan
Dulu orang macam ini masuk MIC, sekarang mereka jadi pseudo-Melayu. Apalah yang terjadi pada parti kesayangan saya?! :(


Zamry Kadir, MB baru Perak.
Daripada 26 Adun UMNO yang lain yang bukan mamak, tak ada satu ke yang layak jadi MB? Hai, UMNO, kamu ini parti untuk orang melayu lah. Tak malu ke?


Mamak yang lain dalam UMNO

Shahrizat Abdul Jalil, buat kecoh dalam Wanita UMNO. Sudahlah....




Nor Yaakob, Menteri Kewangan Kedua.. Menteri Kewangan pun tak kasi melayu handle, apalah UMNO.........

Senator Musa Sheikh Fadzir, Ketua Cawangan UMNO, Bukit Mertajam

Y. Bhg. Dato' Mohamed Thajudeen Abdul Wahab, The Principal Private Secretary to Pak Lah.

Kenapa Mamak ini semua tak join PAS, join UMNO saja? PAS kan tak ada power. Tengoklah nanti, jika PAS dapat Federal Power (insyaallah tak jadi), mamak-mamak ini akan join PAS.

Mereka ini keturunan pendatang macam orang india dan cina. Mereka tak faham perjuangan orang Melayu di bumi bertuah ini. Perjuangan untuk Agama, Bangsa dan Negara. Mereka ini adalah rakan convenient UMNO sahaja. Jika UMNO hilang kuasa, mereka akan hijrah kepada parti yang ada power. Kamu ingat mereka akan setia kepada perjuangan orang Melayu bila mereka ini bukan orang Melayu?


Dato' Seri Zainuddin Maidin bekas Menteri Penerangan, yang sudah bisu sekarang.

Khir Toyo - Ketua Pemuda UMNO Baru

So I was deciding who to swing Super-UMNO's support to during the contest for Ketua Pemuda.

All 3 contestants where begging for support from Super-UMNO.

They tried paying bribes (which we took of course), but Maruah Melayu bukan mudah dibeli.

So we had an interview, first up was Mukhriz.

This dude was a dumb-ass. He is a follower, not a leader. Has not though about anything deeply.

Maybe he is still new so hasn't really though about anything. No way we going to support a loser like him.

Both Khairy and Khir are attracted to power. If UMNO was not in power, they would not be in it.

Khairy

Khairy is clever but doesn't give any soundbites. Not enough slogans, plus we feel he is a bit two-faced. Says one thing to Pemuda UMNO and another thing in private (more liberal in private). If UMNO wasn't there this guy would be in PKR. He thinks too much for UMNO. What he says is too smart for Pemuda UMNO.

We don't need people like him in UMNO, we need WIRA SUCI MELAYU.

Khir Toyo

This guys comes across as ambitious. Slick, slimy, using whatever is politically convenient and expedient to push his agenda which at the moment is to win the Ketua UMNO chair. His ambition trumps national interest, so a typical UMNO dude.

Says the right things, has the right views on ISA, creates good soundbites and slogans and most importantly, he will appreciate our support and appropriately "reward" us when he wins.

Khir Toyo with our support is going to be the next Ketua Pemuda UMNO. We need someone slimy like him to take the fight to the enemy. He just oozes with slime.

Perak - Super UMNO strikes

What did you think would happen?

PKR members are ex-UMNO members, they will inevitable settle where the power and money is.

They are used to the UMNO way. When they were accepting bribes and sexual favours in UMNO they were in immune. When in PKR kena tangkap.

Of course lah they will come back to UMNO.

UMNO, kini, dahulu dan selama-lamanya.

You think any party can replace UMNO? No, and it will never happen with Super UMNO in the background.

The Sultan's are in our back pocket. We know where all the skeletons are buried for all the Raja-Raja Melayu and our UMNO members.

YOu think the Raja-Raja Melayu will go against UMNO? They have been our partners and prefer us. You scratch my back, I scratch your back.

Don't like ISA, baliklah!

Don't try to be funny! We will kick you Pakatan supporters out, then you know

1,500 rally to defend Malay rights, ISA

Protesters in Penang today called on Malay rulers to revoke the citizenship (but then what? I think we should give them an island like Pulau Jerjak and deport them there) of Malaysians who dispute Malay special rights and demanded safeguards to their special position as enshrined in the constitution.

That's right, don't like ISA? Then go back to India and fast like Gandhi, no one cares in India or go back to China and try your luck at the criminal justice system there. Who cares if you are born in Malaysia and have lived here your entire lives, you're still not Malaysian you goddamm ungrateful pendatangs.

I admit I have to subscribe to the "enemy" news organisation Malaysiakini just because some things aren't reported otherwise.

Many teenagers (hey?! where are your parents?) at the gathering carried banners with slogans written in both Malay and Jawi such as 'Kesabaran Melayu Ada Batas' (Malays' Patience Has Limits), 'Jangan Hina Nabi Muhammad SAW' (Don't Insult Nabi Muhammad), 'Jangan Pertikaikan ISA' (Don't Dispute ISA). 'Kekebalan Raja Raja Dipertahankan' (Defend the Royal Immunity) (is this a subtle anti-UMNO message, hmmmm?), and 'Jangan Pertikaikan Hak Orang Melayu' (Don't Dispute Malay Rights).

Other banners included 'Melayu dan Mamak Bersatu' (United Malays and Indian Muslims) and 'Jangan Ulang 13 Mei' (Don't Repeat May 13).

I am already preparing for the next May 13, drive these pendatangs to the sea. I already book the big LCD tv my neighbour got. If lucky, I can also rampas his car.

Not wrong to ask for Money

Eh? A long time member like myself am surprised that UMNo has an ethics code. Whatfor?

We are the chosen one's, so we should ask and therefore receive.

We ask for position, land, cars, money and we get.

It has never been a crime to ask

Latest Offer - Join UMNO and get free land

“Dia juga dapat tanah beratus ekar daripada kerajaan Barisan Nasional dahulu tetapi masih tidak bersyukur. Bila dikenakan tindakan disiplin dia bukan main marah lagi,” katanya ketika dihubungi Agendadaily.

Muhammad Taib, who is one oversexed (likes to get married in Thailand) and ballsy politician (this guy is  a saint, he is going straight to heaven when he dies), bitching about ungrateful traitors to UMNO.

Listen, the deal is, we give you land and you should be eternally grateful to us, UMNO, forever.

Goddammit, Zahar, you can't simply suddenly get a conscience and decide to do something that is in the national interest.

Join PAS, you loser, who needs someone with a conscience in UMNO. We need more Muhammad Taib's, Rahim Chik's and Tajuddin Abdul Rahman's.

We can and are doing what we want

Khalwat extraordinaire has got enough nominations for the UMNO vice-presidency. Ya. Strike one against the Malaysian public. We Umno are an elite, special species.

With our millions and many wives, who cares if one of use screwed and underage girls and someone else when to prison for it? We can do what we want and always have. We, UMNO gave this country independence. We were at the beaches, repelling both the Japanese and the British when they came back in hand to hand combat. We were hiding behind the coconut trees, shooting at all those penjajah.

We are the masters. So what if one of us likes underaged girls and extra-marital sex. He is still fit to be an UMNO vice-presidential candidate and we voted thus. He is already  a Supreme Council member after all. In UMNO no crime is punishable. Come join us and get immunity from your actions

Abdul Rahim Qualifies For Umno Vice President Contest

SEREMBAN, Dec 27 (Bernama) -- Umno supreme council member Tan Sri Abdul Rahim Thamby Chik has qualified to contest the post of vice-president in the Umno elections next March.

He picked up his 20th nomination when the Seremban Umno Division nominated him as one of the three candidates to contest the three posts of vice-president, at its annual meeting today.

The division also nominated former vice-president Tan Sri Mohd Isa Abdul Samad and Foreign Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim for vice-president. It had nominated Umno deputy president Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak for president and vice-president Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassim for deputy president.

With the qualification, Abdul Rahim joins eight other candidates in the contest for the three posts of vice-president. The others are Datuk Seri Hishammuddin Tun Hussein, Rais, Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar, Datuk Seri Mohamed Khaled Nordin, Datuk Seri Mohd Shafie Apdal, Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi, Mohd Isa and Datuk Seri Dr Jamaluddin Jarjis.

Asked for his comments, Abdul Rahim said he was thankful to Allah (God) for having been able to secure the sufficient number of nominations and thanked the Seremban as well as the other Umno divisions which had nominated him.

The Seremban Umno Division annual meeting was held today after it was postponed from Nov 9 following a dispute.

-- BERNAMA