Khir Toyo - Ketua Pemuda UMNO Baru

So I was deciding who to swing Super-UMNO's support to during the contest for Ketua Pemuda.

All 3 contestants where begging for support from Super-UMNO.

They tried paying bribes (which we took of course), but Maruah Melayu bukan mudah dibeli.

So we had an interview, first up was Mukhriz.

This dude was a dumb-ass. He is a follower, not a leader. Has not though about anything deeply.

Maybe he is still new so hasn't really though about anything. No way we going to support a loser like him.

Both Khairy and Khir are attracted to power. If UMNO was not in power, they would not be in it.

Khairy

Khairy is clever but doesn't give any soundbites. Not enough slogans, plus we feel he is a bit two-faced. Says one thing to Pemuda UMNO and another thing in private (more liberal in private). If UMNO wasn't there this guy would be in PKR. He thinks too much for UMNO. What he says is too smart for Pemuda UMNO.

We don't need people like him in UMNO, we need WIRA SUCI MELAYU.

Khir Toyo

This guys comes across as ambitious. Slick, slimy, using whatever is politically convenient and expedient to push his agenda which at the moment is to win the Ketua UMNO chair. His ambition trumps national interest, so a typical UMNO dude.

Says the right things, has the right views on ISA, creates good soundbites and slogans and most importantly, he will appreciate our support and appropriately "reward" us when he wins.

Khir Toyo with our support is going to be the next Ketua Pemuda UMNO. We need someone slimy like him to take the fight to the enemy. He just oozes with slime.