Join Super UMNO - Special offer

The first 10 member of Super UMNO will get free satay! For Life! Now is that a tempting offer or what?!

And the first 50 members won't have to do this

"Just after the general election in March, a clutch of Umno MPs stopped a minister along the Parliament lobby, badgering and threatening him. Their bone of contention: their multimillion ringgit projects and contracts had not been approved."

We guarantee them contracts for 2 generations! Just ask your subcontractors to build roads with the shoddiest material possible everytime and we will give you a contract to "maintain" the road for 70 years!

Our biggest coup was to get Tun Dr. M to join Super UMNO after he left UMNO but he wanted to be Super UMNO member NO.1 but that was taken. So we left amicable, but not before he threatened to chop my head off (or was that Pak Lah?)

One day soon I will reveal who were members No. 0 and our super secret member -1.