We control everything, get used to it

Katanya, pegawai-pegawai Kemas, Jabatan Pelajaran dan jabatan khas Kementerian Penerangan memberi tekanan dan ugutan supaya cawangan-cawangan tidak mencalonkan Zaid."Ada guru yang mengadu mereka akan dikenakan tindakan jika mencalonkan Zaid untuk jawatan ketua bahagian."Manakala Kemas pula akan menghentikan bantuan kepada cawangan yang mencalonkan Zaid," katanya.

We control the vertical, we control the horizontal, we control everything.

The air you breathe? We give it to you. If we wanted, we would chop everything, giving logging contracts to our "kawan-kawan" and put Malaysia in a permanent haze, but we are kind hearted, we need to breathe too.

Your water? We privatize lah and get our cut, but still cheap what.

Your roads? You pay car tax. We create toll roads, pass sub-contracts to everyone and keep tolling people till they die!

You can't beat us, so Join us (subject to terms and conditions, native Malay speakers only) at Super UMNO.

Pension, EPF? Invested in "strategic projects" of national importance. Good for the country right, so good for you. Also invested in Valuecap to prop up the stock market. This good also what? EPF has so much shares in the stock market, it might as well help to prop it. Virtuous circle right? everyone wins. He! He!

Kemas, AJKK, whatever, this is the party that has it all, and we are one step better.

Super UMNO